I really can't believe how anyone (!) can take Owen Cook aka. Tyler aka. TylerDurden from RSD aka. Real Social Dynamics seriously. Here are some highlights from the video I mentioned recently. This guy is so absurd that he deserves a prize for being the creepiest guy on the Internet.
I know, my mom told me to not mock fun at people but, honestly, in the case of Owen Cook probably even Gandhi, Mother Theresa, and Jesus himself would have made an exception.
Look at him in all his glory:
I don't worry about Real Social Dynamics anymore. Once they go out of business, Tyler will storm the stages of Las Vegas. This guy is a first rate comedian. Too bad he's working in the wrong industry.
I know, my mom told me to not mock fun at people but, honestly, in the case of Owen Cook probably even Gandhi, Mother Theresa, and Jesus himself would have made an exception.
Look at him in all his glory:
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| Tyler knows Kung Fu. |
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| He can even fight while holding his phone. |
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| Simulating how you would penetrate your phone with your fingers. |
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| I think he is talking about 9/11. |
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| Greeting some one from very far. |
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| Making the "wanker" gesture, |
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| Everything is easy, Tyler. |
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| That's him in a club. Too bad nobody told him that grabbing a girl by the shoulder is just odd. |
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| Jeepers! The police is coming after him. |
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| Fondling imaginary breasts. |
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| Yeah, got it! |
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| Seriously, WTF!? This must be the "claw" Ozzie always talks about. |
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| Toodledo! |
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| Watch out! |
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| Staring at some girl's cleavage. |
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| Come closer, baby! |
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| Shoot! He got slapped. |
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| But that's fine. Tyler can laugh about everything. Probably even himself. |
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| Aw, now he has cr*pped his pants. |
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| ...which really pisses him off. Mommy!! |
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| F*ck! She's in Canada and I'm in LA. What do I do now!? |
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| I know, I act as if I am an 80 year old senile, which makes it perfectly fine! |
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| See, no problemo! |
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| Hahaha, I'm so smart! |
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| See, I'm even smarter and better looking than Golum. |
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| If this isn't blue screen then I don't know what is! Everything is sharp except Tyler (no pun intended; oh, wait...). |
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| Praising himself. |
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| Just look at the way he is touching her. That's totally creepy. |
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| "Yeah, Sleazy, maybe you are right and I am a dork." |
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| "But please don't tell anyone. Promise?" |
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| "Really, Sleazy, from now on I'll try to be 'normal'". |
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| "What, you don't believe me? Sleazy, you are really starting to p*ss me off!!!" |
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| "Sh*t, I've lost the plot again." |
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| Honestly, Tyler reminds me of a certain vicar I used to know. |
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| OK, glasses, receding hairline, double chin, superman cape, what else do you need to pick up girls!? |
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| Uncle Tyler wants you to join RSDNation! |
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| Or else!! |
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| Or else!!!!!! |
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| No, don't worry about him. |
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| "Hahahahaha!" |
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| Sh*t, he's hit himself. |
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| Sucks to be you, Tyler. |
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| Yeah, I know, but I can't change it. |
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| Again, blue screen or I'll eat my hat. |
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| It looks funnier this way, though. |
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| Tyler mimicking a 12 year old girl. |
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| Don't be pissed at me, Tyler. I'm just playing. |
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| Now where are the cakes to throw at him? |
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| Hahahaha! (holding camera) |
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| Conducting an orchestra with his left hand while texting. |
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| Sucking some imaginary c*ck. |
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| Yeah, we got you, Tyler. You're da man! |
I don't worry about Real Social Dynamics anymore. Once they go out of business, Tyler will storm the stages of Las Vegas. This guy is a first rate comedian. Too bad he's working in the wrong industry.
